"40's Made Me Famous"

If a 12 ounce beer is just too small,
And you can slam a tallboy on the way to the mall,

You'll drink a tre duece if it's an early night,
But a 40oz beer will really set you right,

You've got to love the Mickey's and OE if it's cold,
The taste of Malt Liquor so smooth and bold,

But drink it up fast so it don't get warm,
Cause a little bit of waste is just poor form,

But now I've got a little secret to tell,
It's about a new item that Prime Pimpin does sell,

It's a 40 ounce koozie and it really is neat,
It keeps your 40 cold by blockin all the heat,

It's got a nice zipper that makes it snug,
And a fancy handle so it's easy to chug,

I've got one myself and it's easy to brag,
Because this 40oz koozie looks like a brown paper bag.

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For only $8.69 you can own this 40oz Beer Koozie yourself!

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Keeping 40's Cold Since 2010

In an all out effort to make pimpin easier for the masses, Prime Pimpin has decided to expand our product offerings. In addition to Pimp Cups, Awesome Shirts, Iced Out Watches, and Super Dope Belt Buckles, we will now be selling "Pimp Stuff" on PrimePimpin.com.

We are proud to announce that the first item to be awesome enough to make it into Pimp Stuff is a 40oz Beer Koozie that is designed to look like a brown paper bag. Yes, it is a brown paper bag 40oz Koozie!

It snugly fits your favorite beer or malt liquor 40oz bottle and has an easy grip strap with a zipper top. We prefer the Mickey's, but you can use it for whatever brand you choose.

So what are you waiting for?

Buy this Prime Pimpin 40oz Beer Koozie today!

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Pimpin Made Easy Since 2008

Okay, so who DOESN'T love a good theme party from time to time. For guys it's a chance to dress up as that dorky cartoon character that you loved as a kid and not get made fun of. For girls it's a chance to flaunt what you've got without being judged.

Here at Prime Pimpin we always recommend throwing a Pimp n' Ho party and mandating that everybody buys a Pimp Cup from us. It will be one hell of a party, I promise.

After you have successfully completely the Pimp n' Ho party as mentioned above, you should start planning your next theme party. Be unique, be creative...or just "borrow" one from our list below. Just make sure I get invited.

Original Theme Party Ideas:

Beach Party - A day at the beach. There should be frisbees and nerf footballs being tossed around. Set up a volley ball game or badmitten. If you are a big baller, have some sand flown in from Fiji. Guys should wear board shorts and flops and girls should break out their finest bikini.

Bonus points for the person that shows up with a metal detector.

Preteens and Pedophiles - I have actually thrown one of these parties and the reaction you get when you tell people about it is priceless. Guys dress up like your middle school gym teacher or a catholic priest. Girls can use that catholic school girl outfit they have stashed or can arrive with pig tails and freckles.

Bonus Points if the party host doesn't get added to the FBI watch list.

Anything But Clothes (ABC) - Just like it sounds. You can show up wearing anything but clothes. I recommend taking a trip to the local dollar store and creatively finding anything you can to cover your goods. Saran wrap works great to hold things to on, just don't get carried away and remember that you will need to use the bathroom at some point during the night.

Bonus Points for anybody wearing nothing under the saran wrap. And by anybody, I mean girls.

Movie Premiere - This party is super exclusive and invite only. If you aren't on the list, you aren't getting in. There should be a runway that is roped off and don't forget a spot for the paparazzi to snag photo's of all your guest. Both guys and girls are dressing to impress because the world is watching.

Bonus Points if TMZ actually shows up.

Mental Patients - What is the difference between someone who is insane and me? I am not insane. :-) Actually, I think we are all a little bit crazy these days and a party with padding on the walls is just awesome. Dress up like your favorite serial killer or show up buck naked, it's your world for the night.

Bonus Points if the punch is spiked with LSD (only kidding - DO NOT do this).

That's it for now, stay tuned for part 2.

Dave

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Pimpin Made Easy Since 2008

Here it is, that SAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEE of the CEEEEEEENNNNNNTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Due to the extreme heat in Phoenix, the Government has demanded us to SLASH our PRICES. We've been ordered to help the ECONOMIC RECOVERY by providing BARGAINS on the MOST AWESOME things imaginable. That's right. All of our Blinged out Belt Buckles and Iced Out Watches MUST GO! This is a ONCE in a LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY that is NOT TO BE MISSED.

From now until Sunday July 4th at Midnight PST...Use the checkout code "blingapalooza" to get 50% off our entire inventory of Awesome Belt Buckles and Iced Out Watches. For real.

Want the Cliff's Notes version?

WHAT: 50% off all Cool Belt Buckles and Iced Out Watches
WHO: Prime Pimpin
WHERE: http://www.primepimpin.com
HOW: Use "blingapalooza" as the discount code when you check out

Have Questions?

Email Us: info@primepimpin.com
Call Us: 800-385-PIMP

Have a super awesome July 4th weekend!!!

And YES we've gone CRRRRRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

#3 - Golf Gift Sets

Is Tiger Woods in your wedding? He is? Well sure as hell don’t get him one of this cheap kits or any of your other groomsmen. A bucket of driver balls and a case of beer is much more valuable to the real golfer.

#2 - Desk Clock

Usually gifts like this sit a work, where people do not want to be reminded about how miserable their day is compared to being out with the boys, the bachelor party and everything else that solidified them as a groomsmen. Spare them the misery.

#1 - Anything monogramed from Things Remembered

This is a place where Grandma goes to get her snow globe engraved. Aside from it being a total rip-off, a gift from this mall locale says you really don’t care about your guys and didn’t take the time for anything original. Steer clear at all costs.

The Mexican's beat the French at the battle of Puebla,
Now we all get to celebrate with shots of tequila,

It's Cinco de Mayo or the 5th of May,
It's a damn good reason to party all day,

Some Dos Equis, Corona, and maybe Tecate,
Then more shots of Tequila, some off the body,

So go out, get crazy, leave reality behind,
And I'll do the same. It's Prime Pimpin time.

Over the past year and a half that Prime Pimpin has been in business, we have had many people email us with their product ideas. Some people want us to sell pimp canes, some think that pimp hats would be cool, we have even had one request to carry fur coats.

Since we are always looking for the newest dopest thing, we appreciate your ideas, and have made it easy to submit them to us using our contact form.

We have come to realize that guys want to be Prime Pimpin at their wedding because the #1 request that we get (by a landslide) is for Pimp Cups that say "Groom" and/or "Groomsmen".

You want it? You got it. You can now get yourself a Groom Pimp Cup or a Groomsmen Pimp Cup on PrimePimpin.com for only $29.69.

As an added bonus, you can save yourself 15% using the code "WEDDINGPIMP" if you order before Tuesday, March 9th, 2010.

I am going to go out on a limb and say that this girl is a keeper.

If you've got style, the swaggar, and immaculate timing,
And you're livin in a state where the sun is always shining,

Arizona was founded back in 1912,
And ASU girls are hotter than hell,

If you're rockin floor seats and watchin the Suns,
And praying for another Cardinals Super Bowl run,

You could be in Phoenix or Tucson or Yuma for that matter,
And you throw crazy parties like the Mad Hatter,

If being the most awesome is your intent,
Then you might just be an Arizona Pimp.

It's time to represent Arizona with this AZ PIMP Shirt by Prime Pimpin